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/_   \_____  \\_____  \______  \___  __ ____   ____    __| _/|__| ____    ____    _____  ____   _____  
 |   | _(__  <  _(__  <   /    /\  \/ // __ \ /    \  / __ | |  |/    \  / ___\  /  ___\/  _ \ /     \ 
 |   |/       \/       \ /    /  \   /\  ___/|   |  \/ /_/ | |  |   |  \/ /_/  >_\  \__(  <_> )  Y Y  \
 |___/______  /______  //____/    \_/  \___  >___|  /\____ | |__|___|  /\___  //o\\_____>____/|__|_|__/
            \/       \/                    \/     \/      \/         \/\_____/ \_/

As seen on the DailyWTF.com:
VB, much like generic beer and America's Funniest Home Videos is an enabling technology for stupid people. It allows stupid people to do stupid things on scale that they couldn't accomplish on their own. While using VB does not make you a dumb programmer, being a dumb programmer does make VB your weapon of choice. That is unless you really don't know what the fuck you are doing, then its PHP all the way.